lalycradude:

Oh yeah! 

“Sir – these are a little, um, small. They barely cover anything!”
“I think it’s funny that you think I care, fag. You don’t need to be covered out here. I’m only letting you wear them so you get those pretty tan lines on your fine rump.”
“What? Ohh damn! I hadn’t thought of that. It’s so girly though…how embarrassing!”
“Well, it’s what I want. Now come over here and put sunscreen on me.”
The fag turned around. When he saw his Master in that red Speedo he forgot about his own underwear issue. “Yes sir, coming right now!”

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