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Task time

I have a chore for everyone. I want you guys – or your houseboys – to go pull your bed away from the wall and clean back there. Pull the mattress off the boxspring and vacuum in the creases. Cause if you’re like me, and haven’t done this in five years since you set the bed up, you are gonna be totally disgusted by dirt, lint, air, and tissues. You might also find that silverfish are living on your box spring and eating a box you left under the bed, but I hope you don’t. Just ugh. It should be clean where you fuck and it shouldn’t stop at your sheets. …You are washing your sheets right?


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