Damn…he barely looked at me, and I was like shirtless for five minutes. What can I do to impress him? Do I need to be muscular? More twinky? I have no idea what kind of guys he’s into….I just know he’s into cock, but I can’t ask him because I’m not supposed to know that. He’s not out. Man, this is so frustrating! Watching his ass in those shorts on the field is totally distracting too. I just want him to notice me…

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Post is fictional. Apparently the guy in front is Louis Tomlinson.