bookofbaitnate:

“Yeah I’m just not feeling it. Got anything stronger? Like jumper cables and a car battery?”

“… He’s perfect!”
“Excellent! I’ll go get the contract. You can take him home tonight.”
“Absolutely fantastic, just chuffed to bits. Guess what boy, you got a new Master! And you know what I do for a living? I’m an electrician.”

(lol the “slave boy is not impressed tag” on Nate’s original post is fantastic)