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“See? Look at this huge boner I got. Are you gonna come over now and fix it or what? And while you’re here, can you clean my apartment? I’m fucking hopeless without you.”“…Yeah you are. Your roommates must be out for the day.”“Yeah they’re gone for the weekend, as is my girlfriend. No one will…
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John got a text on his phone: “Get over here right now, Markie is about to work out.”I jumped on my bike and pedaled half a mile like an idiot through the streets of Boston to get to John’s house. I walked in like it was no big deal, red in the face. John pressed…