wolfgangreborn:

It’s basically an invitation

“Oh hello honey.”
“Don’t mind me. Just doing a routine inspection and check.”
“A check? for what?”
“To make sure you still have a butt and it’s a nice butt. MMnn… mmn. Hm. Yep. Still there. All good.”
“Well that’s a relief. Thank you for your diligence in this relationship. I can’t see my butt and can’t check myself.”
“It’s my pleasure. Love ya.”
“Love you too babe.”

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