“You have to do it bro. My uncle told me that gays are witches, and if you get seduced by one, you have to sleep with them. If not, they’ll put a curse on you and your dick will fall off.”
“…I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works.”
“Still, you asked, and he replied. That’s like a verbal contract man..”
“But…I’m not gay…”
“Dude. He likes to cuddle.”
*groans*

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Text is fictional. This is Danny Mahealani, Stiles Stilinski, and Scott Mccall of Teen Wolf.