dirudo:

what are cock rings for? is that how gays get engaged?

“It’s how subs get engaged to their Masters – you see, the ‘ring’ is a miniature version of a collar and symbolizes an official bond. There’s two kinds of marriage: the legal marriage certificate, and a religious ceremony. In BDSM, there is no official state or country recognized certificate of a bond between a Master and a submissive. Not all Masters have a romantic relationship with their boys, but those that plan to get married need a special engagement ring to signify their relationship is different than a normal relationship. A ring that goes around the cock signifies a special kind of marriage, a gift of the flesh and as well as the heart. And-”
“BOY, who are you talking to?”
“The – the internet Sir.”
“Are you making stuff up again?”
“No Sir. It’s real in my perfect reality, where subs and Doms can live their relationships out and proud and free. Where I can walk down the street in my collar and everyone will know that I am kept.”
“Love, as sweet as that is, you won’t ever be able to wear your cock ring out in public without getting arrested.”
His sub pouted. “I know, but it’s so pretty. I want everyone to know that I’m engaged to the perfect Master.”
His Master smiled. “You are loved. Now come on now, let’s not bother the nice people on Tumblr. Come to the dungeon, I want to play with you.”
“oooo Yes sir. Coming Sir.”

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Text is fictional. This is satire.