Damn, this was a good idea. Why throw a housewarming party when you can throw a pool party? Smart of me to only advertise to the local gay population too since we’ve been having that heatwave… oh, look at those beautiful twinks over there, kissing, all shamelessly erect and touching each other…I might have to hire them as pool boys. That’s a good idea too. Where is my tanning oil? I need to jack off to this.

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Post is fictional. Boys are Vadim Farrell & Jean-Daniel Chagall I think.