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nightnewspecial:

Best way to wake up

Your parents were gonna go stay at their friends house on the lake for the weekend, and you had the place to yourself. Your mom even winked at you on the way out when she said: if you want to have some of your college buddies over, just clean up after yourselves.

Ugh, was she suggesting a literal pity party cause you didn’t have a huge group of friends? Your goal at college wasn’t to party, it was to study and graduate early. Yet your mom seemed to be under the impression you struggled at your social life, probably because all your friends just so happened to be guys. Oh, you realize, she probably thinks you’ll throw a party to hook up with some chick. Ugh. That was worse. Supervising a party of fratbros and sorority sisters and trying to prevent them from destroying your parents’ house was not your idea of a fun weekend.

But you did have an inkling of what could be a fun weekend. You just had to call Joseph. “Hey, my parents are out of town for the weekend. Wanna come fuck over here for once? We can be as loud as we want… and there’s a pool.”
Joseph didn’t need to think twice. “I’ll pack an overnight bag. I was hoping you’d call man. Been needing a fuck, man.”
“Glad to hear that. Missin’ your tight body something fierce. We’ve been studying so hard, this weekend we reward ourselves.”

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“Hello from my new iPhone!” Juan texts.
“Did you get your new phone today?”
“Yes Sir. Thank you so much again.
“Don’t thank me. You earned it, boy.”
“But you paid for half of it. I’m grateful.”
“You’re welcome, boy, but as I said, you earned it. You have been a favorite playmate to me, and helped so much with running errands and things for work. Your old phone was a literal piece of junk. What color phone did you end up going with?”
Juan smiles at the message. “Yellow! And again, thank you Sir. Want to be the first person I send a selfie too?”
“I’d love that.”
Juan snaps a sexy shot and texts it. “See? Yellow.”
“Woah! Hot damn. Well everyone in the elevator behind me has seen your hot body, boy.”
“Oops. XD.”
“God are you entirely naked? on my bed? waiting for me?”
“I’m waiting to show you my gratitude Sir. I’m wearing a plug… let me know when you’re out of the elevator. I’ll send you that.” Juan wrote back.
“You’ve had that phone hour and you’re already sexting me…goddamn, I’m gonna get a boner at work.”
Juan smirked. “You may want to exit the elevator and take the stairs.”
“Only if you were there. Ugh why is it only 3 pm?”
“I’ll be waiting horny for you, Sir. Gonna be playin with my new phone.”
“Fuuuuck arrggh I want you.”
“I want you too Sir.”

“Say…Juan… your Apple app store works on that phone right? No glitching?”
“Fine so far! why?”
“I want you to find a vibrator we can control. With an app. I mean, that *I* can control with an app…”
“Is that a real thing Sir??”
“Oh yes it is. Welcome to the future, boy. I can make you jizz without even being home.”
“…I have no words. I am googling this right now.”

It was at that moment that Mark realized he’d missed his floor and had to wait for the elevator to cycle back.

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Captions are fictional. I do not use an iPhone.