It’s really hard to write gay porn when you’re talking to your dad on speakerphone.
Tag: meta-post
Thanksgiving contest thing
Well, no one submitted anything, so I suppose that $25 will just sit here until Christmas. And so it goes~
Hope everyone had a nice Thursday.
I know Tumblr is rabid for Sherlock, Dr. Who, and Game of Thrones but give me King of the Hill any day of the week and I’ll be happy.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Contest time!
If any of my male readers want to submit a picture of themselves (and/or of their partners/Masters/Sirs) posing provocatively in the spirit of the holiday, I will pick a favorite and award the winner a $25 giftcard to the online adult store of your choice. I’m not celebrating the holiday and have to work, so might as well spice it up a little. It’s now 3 am, Pacific Standard Time. Contest runs until 23:59 tonight, PST.
No fucking the turkeys!
PS: If you’re from a country that isn’t celebrating Thanksgiving, fake it until you make it. I know you guys can buy pie anywhere.
Reblog for the exposure as I posted this at 3 am..
Happy Thanksgiving everybody! Contest time!
If any of my male readers want to submit a picture of themselves (and/or of their partners/Masters/Sirs) posing provocatively in the spirit of the holiday, I will pick a favorite and award the winner a $25 giftcard to the online adult store of your choice. I’m not celebrating the holiday and have to work, so might as well spice it up a little. It’s now 3 am, Pacific Standard Time. Contest runs until 23:59 tonight, PST. I’ll reblog this post later in the afternoon for exposure.
No fucking the turkeys!
PS: If you’re from a country that isn’t celebrating Thanksgiving, fake it until you make it. I know you guys can buy pie anywhere.
Bleh
Ok, shitstorm is over. For those who are a bit confused, one of my posts went semi viral on Tumblr because people thought it was a real caption by the people in the picture. It took me all night to do damage control. If you really liked that picture of the boyfriends and the cat, PLEASE reblog it from the original poster instead of reblogging it from me with the misleading caption. El&El has a lot of adorable pictures on his blog of him and his boyfriend and could use some new followers, I think.
I got a lot of messages of support, which ended up outweighing the flack I got, so THANK YOU. Now, back to your regularly scheduled porn.
Gorram it
I kindly ask that anyone that reblogged THIS POST involving the boyfriend and the cat please delete it from their blog. Also, please reblog this so your followers will do the same. It’s been so far removed from context and my intent I’m just at a loss. I’ve been accused of fetishizing the plight of queer rights. I’ve been accused of stealing pictures for attention. Someone even berated me for animal cruelty because that phrase involving stuffing implied eating turkey. I have been up to 5:30 am apologizing to everyone and sending personal responses to every unhappy reblog and PM. I need to stem this tide somehow. Please, please delete it.
I’m so sorry. I was just intended to be harmless fluff. Please don’t follow me just because of that post.
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Happy Holidays,
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
Hi readers! Just a quick FYI about my post – this is a fictional caption. I take sexy or cute gay pics on Tumblr, reblog them, and add stories or notes cause I love to write. There’s a disclaimer about this in my About page. This isn’t my boyfriend and I’m actually allergic to cats. Sorry for any confusion. I have gained a ton of followers as a result of this reblog and I do not want to gain your readership under false pretenses. Happy Holidays.
PS: There are still lots of young gay men, women, and transgendered persons not welcomed home because of who they are. Please consider reaching out or donating to your local LGBT charity or support group this holiday season.
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PLEASE STOP LIKING AND REBLOGGING THIS AND DELETE IT FROM YOUR TUMBLR. THANK YOU.
Completely forgot I had a friend visiting this weekend. I wake up and get a call she’s on the way here @_@. I’m so intelligent. Posting will be slower the next two days.
Request
Please submit chastity pictures! I need pictures for captions!