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  • nightnewspecial: Best way to wake up Your parents were gonna go stay at their friends house on the lake for the weekend, and you had the place to yourself. Your mom even winked at you on the way out when she said: if you want to have some of your college buddies over, just clean…

  • “Hello from my new iPhone!” Juan texts.“Did you get your new phone today?”“Yes Sir. Thank you so much again.“Don’t thank me. You earned it, boy.”“But you paid for half of it. I’m grateful.”“You’re welcome, boy, but as I said, you earned it. You have been a favorite playmate to me, and helped so much with…