All Because of the Boys

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    sodomymcscurvylegs: unfriendlygayguy: Me and the boys summoning a top This is correct cause tops are demons “Ok, so it says once our knees are over the circles on the floor, we have to join hands and say the chant with you repeating after me.” Joey starts.“Will this really work?” John asks.“It better,” Chris interjects. “I’m…

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    yourbrothershotfriend: prince-bitch-ass-hoe: This is twink propaganda. I can’t IS THIS REAL? (Source: http://yourbrothershotfriend.tumblr.com/)

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    Doesn’t everyone want to be told they’re a ‘good boy’ once in a while? Source.

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    If you write a story about an Irish boy fucking himself with a potato shaped like a cock, is it racist?

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    rabbiteclair: nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack It’s $800 because it’s cheese stuffed into a castrated animal’s ballsack.

  • I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD EXPLAIN HOW THE RIP DEAREST NOBLEY PIC SHARED BY HIS BOYFRIEND IS POIGNANT THANKS

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    HI MIKE. I AM NOT SURE WHY WE ARE YELLING BUT PERHAPS YOUR CAPSLOCK KEY IS STUCK. YOU HAVE MY SYMPATHIES. I CAN GET ON YOUR LEVEL THOUGH.MERRIAM-WEBSTER DEFINES ‘POIGNANT’ AS EITHER “painfully affecting the feelings” OR “deeply affecting” AS A SYNONYM FOR ‘touching’. THE PHOTO NOBLEY’S BF POSTED SHOWS NOBLEY WALKING AWAY, DOWN A…

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    “Yes. Yes, I’m available those days. Yes, I am hot enough for your fashion shoot. I am fucking perfect, matter of fact. I will look smoldering on paper. Uh huh. That’s a great rate. Anything else you want to know about me? What’s that? Well, my boyfriend locked my cock up for a bit cause…

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    …Plants? Wait, am I misinterpreting this? If there is a section of Tumblr where boys enjoy being potted and put in a corner, someone please show it to me. I would be delighted if the porn videos consisted of two hot guys talking about how their ficus trees are doing so well this season.

  • Tips on baking a cake? Because I can’t follow simple instructions on a cardboard box T.T

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    bookofbaitnate-deactivated20181: Don’t smoke Marijuana while baking a cake. My roommate and her BFF were baking a cake for her husband’s birthday, and they decided to toke up before getting down to the baking. They ended up getting the munchies pretty bad and ate all the batter before it could reach the oven. >.< LUCKILY, I…

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    cute-overload: Got in a fight with the neighbor’s dog. Nothing serious but he likes the attention! I was doing various Tumblr searches involving ‘boys fighting’ and this adorable thing came up. It’s technically cock, so I’m reblogging it. PSA time – keep your cocks out of the when having fights with pups. You don’t want…