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I recognize these men! They’re the leads from the 2010 run of Matthew Bourne’s modern, male-centric Swan Lake. I did a post about this not long ago. I love this ballet to death, but I still can’t help but think of mops every time I see the Swan’s pants.
Dancers are Dominic North as The Prince and Richard Winsor as The Swan. Name source here.
How on earth does he make this look so effortless? “Yeah I just did that.”
You could bounce a quarter off that ass. Anyone know his identity?
“If you ever, EVER embarrass me like that in a board meeting in front of the shareholders again, I will not hesitate to bend you over the conference table and spank you in front of everyone next time! Put your useless boner away boy you don’t deserve any kind of pleasure right now. Now kneel and open your throat for me. You have me agitated, and so now it’s your job to take off the edge.”
A lot of Tumblr users liked that first Atsushi Sakurai video, Ameon no Chopin wa Shirabe, so here he is again. That was from his solo project; he normally performs as the frontman for BUCK-TICK. Here, they are performing “Sasayaki” (“Whisper”) on their 1998 tour Sweet Strange Live, which was to promote their 1997 album Sexy Stream Liner. (If it wasn’t obvious enough that this is from the late ‘90s, Atsushi is wearing velour for fucks sake.) The lyrics to Sasayaki are fairly erotic; coupled with Atsushi’s porno noises, one cannot help but assume he’s singing about BDSM.
A note about BUCK-TICK: The band has been around for over 25 years at this point. If you would like to explore their discography, please be aware that their sound has morphed extensively over the years. Need a classic album to start you off? It’s gotta be Six/Nine.
“I like to feel worked on the stage. You should come off short of breath and feeling absolutely ruined, and you know you’ve really done something.”
I dunno if it’s the Aussie accent or what, but suddenly I feel a bit hot ‘n’ bothered. Lord in heaven.
Featuring: Adam Bull, Christopher Rodgers-Wilson, Cameron Hunter and Cristiano Martino
This is one of the most ridiculous dance videos I have ever seen. Also the definition in this man’s ass is so visible through his tights that it’s enough to give a person the vapors.
Oh hello.
4 am ballet reblog time! Today’s clip is brought to you by P for pirouette, and the number 2. Also…legs in spandex. Yum.
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