I am completely freaked out by how much that top looks like Christopher Meloni aka Stabler from Law & Order: SVU. There is a great “pillow biter” caption in this, but man I just can’t deal with the Meloni thing. He was the guy humping the fridge in Wet Hot American Summer!
What is going on in this picture? Is this the waiting line to get into twink heaven or something?
….work
That reminds me of a bad joke:
Wanna hear something dirty?
Joe worked hard and got muddy.
Wanna hear something clean?
Joe took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear something dirtier?
Bubbles was the girl next door. (Or, you know, a boy named Bubbles, which conjures in the mind some twinky little slutboy thing…)
I have no idea what’s going on, but apparently the time before Halloween is a special version of Lent where you give up cock for a week? Nice to see you all rebounding if that’s the case, welcome, welcome.
So… Ducati dearler MotoCorsa in Oregon shot a bunch of promotional adverts for the Panigale bike using a gorgeous female model named Kylie. Then, they decided to reshoot it using men around around the shop. So. Fucking. Fierce. See guys, this is what hetero confidence looks like. I am so jealous of their calves.
MORE at MotoCorsa’s website plus wallpaper-sized images of the men!
So if you follow enough porn blogs you’re more than likely familiar with the term “boypussy”. Not my favorite term, but there are stranger things on the internet.
Stranger things like-
“Boywomb”.
Specifically the post’s last line was “now your boywomb is filled with potent man-semen! [wait, there’s non-man semen?] Don’t forget to take a pregnancy test.”
Whatever you guys are smoking while jacking off, throw it away.
I once saw a porno clip in where the top says to the bottom, “Work those pussmuscles for me.” Cannot take seriously.
Day 21-
Sir ordered me to free up Sir’s property, because dog slave is going to have an interview next Wednesday. However, slave is still not allowed to cum. After 1 week in CB, the balls are obviously stretched and starting handing down,but they are still far from Sir’s requirement. There are still a lot of works to re-shape slave body to please Sir.
Half of me wonders why I am so non-chalantly staring at some guy’s penis on the internet; the other half of me is thinking it’s ideally shaped and proportionate with his body in length and circumference. I can see why a Sir would take interest it. I like the darker coloring compared to his thighs and how fleshy the tip is.
That said, I think chasteslvdog lives in the same state as I do which makes this is a bit surreal. Somewhere, the guy attached to this penis is just walking around doing normal life stuff. There are about 38 million people in California; about 18-19 million are men and it’s safe to assume that most probably have cocks. Out of ALL those people – out of ALL those millions of people – I have willingly subscribed to updates on just one of those cocks. Not only that, but I look forward to new posts. I will probably never meet this man, yet I am slightly emotionally invested in his sex life and goals. He’s even using moisturizer I suggested! I’m not sure what that says about my life.
Now I’m wondering why I’m having meditative thoughts on cock at 2:53 in the morning. I can’t imagine what it’s like up in the ol’ brainpan for a Sir.
(PS: Good luck on your interview, dog.)