Egg vibrators are soooooooooooooooo great.

Egg vibrators are soooooooooooooooo great.

xandersub:

my roommate ought to be back any minute. While he’s still out, i’ve slipped my egg vibrator into a cheap condom and then slid it inside my pussy, tying a shoelace around the end of the condom and then anchoring it to my balls so that it doesn’t slip away from me (it has a wire, but i’m always worried i’ll break it if i yank it out by the wire). i then pulled my pants back up and put the controller in my pocket. It’s not loud enough for anyone to be able to hear it while it’s inside me. i’ve got it on the first of 2 settings right now and i plan to leave it like that for a while, even when my roommate and/or other company is here. i might turn it up to the second setting at some point if it isn’t too loud.

But oooooh does it feel good deep inside my pussy, vibrating away at my prostate. Mmmf, i need to do this way more often.

You are such a good boy. Have you considered going out to eat like this? Might be killer having to sit out a long meal with friends while the orgasm secretly builds and builds.