“I’m just gonna grab something one se- …McConnell what the heck are you doing in here?”
McConnell looks sheepish. “Well you see,” he points to the cot he’s blocking. “It’s Donahue’s birthday, and he’s sick in bed. We have a shortage of gay porn here, so I’m giving him a dance to entertain him.”
McConnell makes a face. “I thought the Marines were supposed to be gayer than us.” He grabbed what he needed from his cot and left.
Donahue coughed. “Damn straight they’re gayer than us, and that’s coming from a gay man. Army pride.”
McConnell looks at him.
“What? Gonna set things…straight around here, I guess. Are you going to finish McConnell?”
“You actually want me to keep going?”
“Oh fuck yeah I do. You have a nice ass. Keep it up.”
“Uh why thank you Donahue. Alright, cue the music!”

______________________
Captions are fictional.