D: I’ve been called in work early to cover another person’s shift. Again. Can’t a person write some porn in peace??
Tag: meta-post
I am a genius
I’d like to let you guys know I successfully locked my keys inside work last night. I had to pay a co-worker to take me home, then I had to break into my apartment, take a taxi back to work, and unlock my car using my spare key. This was after an 8 hour shift of doing the work of three people too, so I consoled myself by crying and eating half a box of dinner mints. I am an adult.
Bleeeeh
I have to go into work early…someone didn’t show up for their shift. I’ll post more porn for you all late tonight. <3 you all. By the way, we’re six users away from hitting 1800 followers! It seems it’s partially due to this chastity post catching a second wind.
Is there like a cool community-ish thing going on between all you caption writers? haha
Why yes.
Yes, there is.
HE KNOWS.
(clicking on it will make it bigger on dashboard)
Brrrr
Los Angeles is trying its hand at this winter thing. It’s currently 44 degrees outside, and my bread thermometer is reporting my kitchen and living are currently 55 degrees F. Thank god I have a space heater in my room. Nice and comfy while I browse porn. Brr. I need a cute little pup to warm the bed :3
Calling pups
I REALLY want to do a story about a human boy pup tangled in Christmas lights but cannot seem to find a matching picture. All I require is three things – dark room, lit lights, and preferably a close up from the waist up. If anyone has the ability to shoot this type of photo, I’ll be happy to get you a Christmas gift in return (is that sufficient compensation? I have no idea what the protocol for this is.). You’ll also be credited of course.
Reblog if you have pup followers, thanks~
FYI, notice of delay
Posts are going to be slow until probably Sunday or Monday. My dad is in town for a few days; I’m working a gig helping a lady organize a messy house for a move; going on a hike Friday; working my regular PT job in the evening on the same Friday; then on Saturday I’m driving to San Diego to sell merch for a band (super excited!). When I’m distracted like this, my content suffers so please be patient.
Also, I’m working on a 100% original content story (yes, with sex) in time for Christmas about a cop and a gymnast. If all goes REALLY well, you guys should get a new Milou, Reid, and Lucien story by the end of the year.
Thanks everyone for sticking around <3.
December? But it was 73F today!
Ok, so for the last few days I’ve been building a mental checklist of what to put in my end of the month post but I kind of forgot November ended…
Anyway. Couple things to mention. One is that my numbers exploded this past month due to this boyfriend/cat picture of mine catching fire. People are still messaging me thinking I’m one of them, so in case you missed the 1000 notes I posted – that post is fictional. It was a writing exercise. The original poster and one of the men in the photo is El&El.
On November 1st, I had 513 followers & 517 posts. As of now, I have broken 1,600 followers as a result of that blow-up (1,608) which is more than a 200% gain! I’m so shocked, thank you everyone. Post count is 747 at the end of November.
Top 20 OC posts of November (excluding that boyfriend one):
My Unusual Roommates
Bondage Heals Soldier with PTSD
Fallin’ for the Bad Boy on a Motorcycle
Rescute
Cute Little Cock in a Big Cage
Ash Unlocks Himself
CJ Gets Milked
Power Bottom Needs Sausage before Meatloaf
Off. Now.
Team Fag Faces Dilemma
Big Cock, Big Problems
Call It What It Is
Dirty Talk
Cock Nostalgia
Chaste Collared Boy Sends Picture Text to Sir
Kiss Me Again
In the Navy
Home For the Holidays and Already On My Knees
Ivan Reprograms Himself to Get Laid
Kip Loves Cock
Don’t forget to check the archives and tag list! Thanks everyone for reading.
PS: If you are in a guy in chastity, please feel free to send me pictures to caption. Since most chastity pictures are self-posted on Tumblr, I feel weird captioning them without permission and requesting it is such a pain in the balls. Thus, sending me pics to use is the quickest way to get chastity stories.
I did a reverse image search on Google to find the source for the picture on one of my captions and THIS is what it came up with as a “best guess”. HOW DID YOU KNOW GOOGLE? You can barely see that cock! I am slightly frightened by Google Image’s ability to detect hidden penises. …Google, you’ve been sleeping with Tumblr haven’t you?
PS: The “looking up shorts” in the search bar auto-filled itself; I didn’t put that in there.
Quiet on the homefront
Feeling a bit under the weather and writing juices are low despite an arsenal of material. I’ll probably post once or twice a day until Monday…Ew I just sneezed everywhere. So unsexy.
If you need something to read, check out The Porno-Graph. We have similar blog names, but we’re not the same people.