Ok we need to talk.

Ok we need to talk.

I need some honest feedback from you guys please.

In the past three hours, I’ve been accused of fetishizing gay people, doing this for attention, doing this to get off, and that I’m highlighting the plight of LGBT couples to show off how cool and forward-thinking I am. I’ve been called gross and wrong and all sorts of other bullshit. I’ve been scolded for using random pictures and told writing porn to these stories is wrong, and that saying “text is fictional” is not enough. You know, despite the fact that reblogging and not sourcing is rampant on Tumblr.

Would you please tell me if you feel the same way? Do I need to make some serious changes to this Tumblr? Even though it would severely cut back on available material, do you feel that I shouldn’t use pictures that are impossible to source?

blue-author:

allbecauseoftheboys:

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darklyspectre:

allbecauseoftheboys:

Oh my god. I am shaking. I am going to cry, as this has become a nightmare. Who took the disclaimer off of this and submitted this to Facebook?? I would like a word with you, thank you very much.

People are sending me messages now that I’m a horrible person for writing this. I just…I don’t know what to do or say anymore. I have never, ever lied to my readers from the beginning. I just stupidly didn’t realize how my post could be taken out of context and now I’m paying for it.

The boys in this post are elyel.tumblr.com.

I am not posting anymore today while I do damage control for this.

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I never heard of your tumblr or whatever.

so you just fucking take some people’s picture of their happiness. and fucking distort their life into your fucking stupid captioning bullshit? 

you fucking asshole maybe you should ask people before using their pictures for your shitty piece of shit tumblr.

Oooookk for the million time here we go.
1) No one has heard of my Tumblr unless you hang out in the part of Tumblr that enjoys gay BDSM, gay porn, male chastity, or pup play.

2) If you look at the original post, the source photo was not elyel. This was the original listed source. Normally, it’s very difficult to trace sources on cute gay pictures because Google Image search will just return a long long list of Tumblrs that reblogged it, blogspot posts, and Pinterest pins. After I started to see some action on dashboard, I spent an hour tracking it down on Google image search and found elyel’s Tumblr and the original source. I put the link in the disclaimer.

3) That cat boyfriends caption post was posted in November. On November 1st, I had 513 followers. That’s not a lot. sorrygirlsisuckcock has over 25,000. Around that time, I’d only get less than 10 likes and only a couple reblogs per post. None of my other posts had been taken out of context and I thought it was really oblivious that my blog was fictional. I read through other caption blogs and none of them put up disclaimers, so I didn’t see the importance. I was naive, I admit. It was only when the post started to blow up that I realized how it would look out of context. By the end of the month, my follower count went up 1,600 as a result of that cat boyfriend clusterfuck.

I did e-mail elyel to explain to them about the screw-up but he didn’t respond.

3) Also, I need to reiterate for the millionth time that in the screenshot going around, the disclaimer has been deleted or cropped out! Anyone who has hung around my blog will know that I’ve been putting up an excessive amount of disclaimers and warning that post is fictional.

4) Also, for reference, I have asked people before to use their photos. I try to avoid original content and selfies, but often times with chastity photos that’s the best stuff. Often, photos have been reposted so many times it’s really fucking hard to find the sources. Also, far no one has said no to being captioned, and no one has ever asked me to take down a caption.

4) You can hate me or call me names or whatever you want, if it makes you feel better. I might be a shitty Tumblr but I happen to like writing porn thank you very much, so I’m sticking around.

Oh, wow. This gets worse and worse. You’re not just a blog that appends fictional out-of-context explanations to other people’s pictures, you’re a porn blog that does that.

Do you honestly not get how creepy and intrusive and downright wrong that is? Yeah, Tumblr is loaded with porn caption blogs that do the same thing. And they are all creepy and intrusive and downright wrong.

If you want to produce original material relating to your fetishes, that’s one thing. If you lack the resources/abilities needed to do so visually so your only contribution is text… well, write text. There’s no reason to non-consensually turn someone else into your fetish object.

Gross.

Gross.

Gross.

Damn, I can’t please everyone can I? You know, you probably find porn to be gross, but there is nothing wrong with porn as long as it’s consenting and safe. People love porn; people love reading porn. Nothing is gonna change that. That said – the more niche you get involving kinks, the harder it is to find writing on that subject. I don’t see what’s wrong with giving people something to read while drinking their morning coffee. What I write is pretty mild compared to some stuff on Tumblr.

That said – have you ever written a story? A full fledged story from start to finish, that involves dynamic characters and an engaging plot that rises, climaxes, and falls? or participated in NaNoWriMo? It’s fucking hard! It’s frustrating as hell too when your story hits a wall.

Sometimes, I just would rather write 500 words instead of 18,000 at once. And although I could just write text, inspiration comes fastest when there’s an image to inspire it. It’s hard for me to pull stories out of thin-air. Most of my captions are basically vignettes inspired by the pictures. It’s also damn good writing practice. Generally, writers are told to write once a day. That’s also fucking hard to enforce, but Tumblr has allowed me to do it!

Although this is getting personal, I want to point out that I don’t get off on my captions. I consider writing these posts to be a job, and I do it happily for free. I post nearly every single day. I have 3,000 readers to please and I have some very happy readers.

I don’t have to please everyone though, and if you don’t follow me, I won’t be offended. You have the right to think I’m gross but you won’t hurt my feelings. I will be however slightly annoyed to be taken out of context, but that can’t be helped I guess.

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elyel:

Lets clear this out! 

Yes, we are the couple from the cat pic, but that story is fake! we didnt write it!
Fortunately the real story is much more happy. Thats why we decided to upload a photo from our families together, our parents and our sisters! We have supportive families that love us and acept us. Is important to us that you share the real story behind this photo because is much more powerful and positive the true story, and we like to spred the positive message that everything always turn out just fine! you dont have to hide this from your family, they just need time to understand. The soon you tell them the soon you stop suffering and the aceptation process begin. 
Love to all of our followers and please share the real story and the positive message that we want to spred!
ElYEl

Aclaremos esto! 

Si! Somos nosotros los de la foto del gato pero esa historia no es real, nosotros no la escribimos!
Afortunadamente la historia real es mucho mas feliz. Es por eso que decidimos subir esta foto de nuestras familias juntos, nuestros padres y hermanas. Tenemos familias que nos apoyan y nos aceptan. Es importante para nosotros que compartas la historia real detrás de esa foto porque es mucho mas poderosa y positiva que la falsa, y queremos esparcir el mensaje positivo de que todo siempre termina saliendo bien! No tenes q esconderles esto a tu familia, ellos solo necesitan tiempo para entenderlo. Mientras mas rápido se los digas mas rápido vas a dejar de sufrir y el proceso de aceptación va a comenzar mas rápido. 
Cariños a todos nuestros seguidores y por favor compartan la historia real y el mensaje positivo que queremos esparcir!
ElyEl

THANK YOU ELyEL! So sorry this happened.

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The Boys & Cat post is back from the dead?

The Boys & Cat post is back from the dead?

So last year, I think in November, I learned a very important lesson about disclaimers when this post of mine (http://allbecauseoftheboys.tumblr.com/post/67996361374/allbecauseoftheboys-dear-mom-and-dad-this-is) went semi-viral on Tumblr because people believed the caption to be real. I spent hours doing damage control, adding disclaimers to the photo, messaging people who had reblogged it to tell them it was fictional, etc. This is the reason why all my captions say “Text is fictional” or some version on it.

However, the last few days I’ve been seeing an uptick in people liking that post again. My follower numbers have also been jumping, which is curious. Aaand I’m getting messages now from people thinking I’m the boys in the post.

So – I just want to be clear. I am on my knees begging for you guys to understands because I cannot apologize anymore than I have already. The post involving the boy and the cat is FICTIONAL. It is NOT REAL. This is a caption blog. All posts are fictional. They’re writing exercises, vignettes into the lives of characters I create and dispose of instantly. I started this blog to test the waters on writing erotica professionally, but I ended up loving writing captions so much, I update near daily. Or I try to anyway.

The boys in the post share a Tumblr account – elyel – and their names are Ariel and Pablo. They have been together over five years and are adorable as hell.

Reminder – festival time!

Reminder – festival time!

I’m leaving for C o a c h e l l a  today and will be back on Monday. I’ve queued a couple long posts, so you’ll have about one a day. I’ll fix the typos later.

My follower numbers have been through the roof lately, so I hope you all stick around please! Oh and if anyone wants to say hi to me at the festival, send me a PM.

Thanks for reading 🙂 Be back Monday.

Best of March

Best of March

For the newest followers on my blog – at the end of every month, I gather up a list of 20 or so of my best original content posts for your consideration. There  Here are the best from March:

The Body of My Man
Midnight Milking
Thoughts of a Pussyboi in Heat
The Pool Party of the Summer
Losing His Virginity With The Help of Rimming
Ball Raspberries
Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle
Be Specific!
Pup Is Excited as His Master Returns
Pillow Talk
Bathhouse Greeting
Being Taken By A Real Man
Cumslut at the Orgy
Being Taken Rough After Daddy Comes Back from Vacation
Stray Cats
Young and In Love
Don’t Run Away
Wall of Muscle
The Fairy Tale of Cinder-Emory
Alcoholic Anonymous Meetings Happen in Bed
Inspecting the Merchandise

And the number one post this month was – My Uncle Jim and his Best Friend

Also:
-Here’s the best from February and the best from January.
-My newest release Orion’s New Leash on Life will be coming out in June on Dreamspinner Press, both as an anthology and as a solo release.
-Please read this post about my April availability.

We’re at like, 2700 something followers now. Incredible, thank you all for reading <3

Big scheduling adjustment for April

Big scheduling adjustment for April

Hello everyone. I have some more news that is completely not related to next publication.

I just got a temp job working two major music festivals this month. That means I am going to be gone pretty much Thursday through Monday for the next three weekends, including this upcoming one. We are highly discouraged from bring laptops becaue of theft, although I might bring my old one that is quite literally dying just for you guys. Not sure if it can handle it. Writing long captions on my phone is really quite difficult. I will also auto queue some things, but if I am absent often this month, this is why.

The good news is that I was able to quit my restaurant job with my disrespectful manager whom I think is a robot. Bad news is that I’ll be unemployed come May but damn April is gonna be fun! Music and cock stories, aw yis.

Please don’t abandon me while I’m out working my ass off! Love you all.