I have recently learned that I was conceived in a tent on a camping trip. Well, that’s…something.
Tag: lolwut
“Who’s Fucking?”
The Onion has a new addition to their video programming called “Who’s Fucking?”. They’ve done a couple hetero couples, buuut here is Zach and Evan. Bravo for The Onion for not only having a same sex couple in this feature, but also an interracial one too and it’s implied one character is bi! Even if this is fictional satire, it’s very progressive.
Lol
Microsoft Word’s spellcheck does not recognize these words:
asscheeks
glans
cockhead
cockslut
pistoning/pistoned
Come on MS Word, get kinky will ya?
Hey! I just wanted to drop a note saying I am so impressed by your creativity and writing. You have such a diversity of genres and you write them all so well. There are so many stories that I am head-over-heels about, and every time I want to say “This is my favorite” I realize that there’s another one that I like even more. Your “writing exercises” are really gems!
I received these kind words a couple days ago and I very much wanted to post this, but it took me foreverrrr to find an appropriate video to convey how much I just want to squish damienxzure with a hug of appreciation everytime I read this:
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Apparently I was destined to do something involving porn. Found this basic doodle in a high school sketchbook. I probably thought I was so bad ass for drawing an outline of a dick. Lol.
Task time
I have a chore for everyone. I want you guys – or your houseboys – to go pull your bed away from the wall and clean back there. Pull the mattress off the boxspring and vacuum in the creases. Cause if you’re like me, and haven’t done this in five years since you set the bed up, you are gonna be totally disgusted by dirt, lint, air, and tissues. You might also find that silverfish are living on your box spring and eating a box you left under the bed, but I hope you don’t. Just ugh. It should be clean where you fuck and it shouldn’t stop at your sheets. …You are washing your sheets right?
It’s National Donut Day! Because Americans love food. Nom nom nom.
sleep here and be obedient else its back to your cage
Kewl
The “kewl” just killed me.
Fun Fact Time
If you do a search for “hot guys armchairs” in Tumblr, you get four results and all of the men in armchairs are naked with their legs spread open, erections on display. Ok then. Guess that’s the only thing you can do in an armchair. Good to know.
I will always reblog this whenever it appears in my dashboard.
Haha, this is cute. What’s your super power?
Is writing erotica a super power? It’s a power of mass distraction, at least.