“Oh hey,” you say, as your boyfriend comes in the bathroom. “Hi, enjoying your shower?” “Yeah this new shower head is really nice.” “Fabulous.” He casually just pulls down his jeans, then lubes and inserts a plug right in front of you. Well. Guess he’s getting the hang of that. He smirks at you, tells you he’s making you a smoothie when you get out of the shower, and then leaves. You barely manage an “uh huh” and try to remember if you’ve washed your hair or not.
