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  • “So after all of that, we finally get back to his place, and he had like four crystals on his nightstand, but no goddamn condoms.”“None?”“None. He said it’s fine cause I had ‘good vibes’.”“God people in Los Angeles are weird.”“Tell me about it. And he thought leather was ‘old fashioned’. Ugh. Mistakes were made, Hank,…

  • The proper way to greet a man who is ranked above you – acknowledge, kneel, kiss.