Tag: april fools

  • My lover considered me over his coffee. He was suspicious, and drank it slowly. I smiled. “Don’t worry, I did not do anything to your coffee. I know that you don’t like to waste food.”Toby gave me a heart-meltingly cute smile. “It does taste pretty good,” he agreed. “But I can see the anticipation on…

  • Style 4 – Haruki Murakami // Japan, in the late 1960s___________________________________________________________ I walked across the rooftop to where my new friends were smoking, laughing, and looking at the city scape below. It was pretty, but I could not concentrate on it. I couldn’t shake this feeling that I wasn’t supposed to be here, that I…

  • Style 1 – Bad Romance Novels_____________________________ Aramis screamed like banshee as the dangerous dragonbeast lurched out of the forest toward him, acid dripping from his fangs. Just as the great mouth loomed above him, a sure arrow flew through the air, piercing it between the eyes. The dragonbeast roared and loomed up, exposing its soft…

  • Ok, ok

    That’s it for silly rooster pictures for now. Thank you for humoring me. I’m off to a concert now and won’t be back until quite late, so that’s probably all the captions posts for now. I’ll post some ballet dancers tonight. Tomorrow though, I have news! It’s not a huge announcement but I think you…

  • Rodney glanced over at Bert and sighed. Look at all those hens, just crowding around him. It wasn’t that Rodney was jealous, it’s just that it confirmed what Rodney knew was true all along – that Bert was a straight cock, no doubt about it. Then, why oh why did Bert come into his coop…

  • roscoe66: Mitchell Pearce of the Roosters gets dacked. Bare-ass cock fight.

  • Ok, apparently there’s also a rugby team called the Sydney Roosters? Goddamn look at those arms. He could open so many jars of pickles.

  • the-treble: He tries so hard no to say, “A big black cock.” Only 15 seconds. Worth the watch. Newscaster can’t handle giant black cock anyway, and eventually runs off screaming as cock becomes sentient and escapes. If you can’t hear the audio, the Youtube link is here. (Source: https://www.youtube.com/)

  • Henry recognized James across the barnyard, those feathers were unmistakable – they came from the same town back home. Same bad luck. Same bad chicks turned on ‘em. Now they were at the same henhouse way out in the middle of nowhere, doing time. Although Henry was solitary, happy to walk off into the yard…

  • Big, beautiful dark cock with a red head