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“So after all of that, we finally get back to his place, and he had like four crystals on his nightstand, but no goddamn condoms.”
“None. He said it’s fine cause I had ‘good vibes’.”
“God people in Los Angeles are weird.”
“Tell me about it. And he thought leather was ‘old fashioned’. Ugh. Mistakes were made, Hank, let me tell you.”
“Old FASHIONED? Leather is a classic! God, did you sleep with him?”
“No I left.”
“Good. I’d be offended if you did.”
“Nope. I went to a leather bar in North Hollywood and found some twink to rub down my bike for the right to blow me.”
Hank chuckled and they high fived.

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