staciastarburst:

direhuman:

kenfucky:

ordering pizza

I can imagine some golden apple shit going down at Domino’s that night, all the delivery boys arguing about who that’s supposed to be referring to and a huge fight breaking out.

That’s even better cause then you get a ruffed up cute delivery boy who you know is worthy and fought his way to deliver your pizza and prove himself a man

blablabla something about a tip blablabla euphemism