“Oh my, I deeply apologize for shooting your slave in the ass with an arrow young sir. I thought you were in dire peril. I didn’t realize those screams were of another natu…. What’s that? He enjoys pain? …Um. …..You’re welcome then.” The hunter then turns and walks back to the dinghy, a thoroughly confused expression on his face.

[Kept Boy Problems #7 –  eliciting such a feral response from your oral stimulation that someone assumes your master is being murdered. Again.]