It’s bad enough that I have to spend this three day weekend at our family reunion…it’s worse that they put me with my step-cousin who is gorgeous and hung like a horse. I know he’s done guys before, so why is he acting oblivious to my flirting? This has to get his attention. I’m wearing my tightest speedos in his favorite color. I’ve spread my legs wide open for him, showing off my balls that haven’t been drained in two days. What’s he waiting for? Why is he ignoring me? Come on…notice me, stud.