Aha, thank you! It’s terrible writing, but it’s really funny and that trumps all editorial logic. Actually, the more I think about that metaphor, it’s actually pretty dumb! *laughs* I essentially just wrote that fucking a pussyboi is comparable to a) fucking a rare horse, and b) aren’t horses usually ridden instead of doing the riding? and c) I was pretty sure traditionally only virgins could ride unicorns. Oh well, it’s porn not a Pulitzer. I kan rite gud.

Anyway, thanks for reading, glad to make your night. I apologize if you start laughing if/when you have sex with a guy in the near future and think of this.