Rodney glanced over at Bert and sighed. Look at all those hens, just crowding around him. It wasn’t that Rodney was jealous, it’s just that it confirmed what Rodney knew was true all along – that Bert was a straight cock, no doubt about it. Then, why oh why did Bert come into his coop late at night and snuggle with him when it got cold? He just didn’t understand. Oh Bert, Rodney though, why are you such a tease? Do you think because my feathers aren’t as beautiful or neat as yours that I don’t have feelings too?