mmmmmm…nice..very nice….but…does this type of package come in a slightly darker color… this one would just blend right in with the color of my dungeon walls
“That is an understandable concern, Sir. You’re not here to buy a houseboy meant to blend into the background, you want a stand-out centerpiece for your dungeon. I believe I have just the boy in mind for you. Let me put this white stud back in his cell – I’ll sell him soon enough – and I’ll show you this beautiful Egyptian boy we just got in stock. His skin is burnished teak and he’s plenty feisty.”