If any of my male readers want to submit a picture of themselves (and/or of their partners/Masters/Sirs) posing provocatively in the spirit of the holiday, I will pick a favorite and award the winner a $25 giftcard to the online adult store of your choice. I’m not celebrating the holiday and have to work, so might as well spice it up a little. It’s now 3 am, Pacific Standard Time. Contest runs until 23:59 tonight, PST. I’ll reblog this post later in the afternoon for exposure.

No fucking the turkeys!

PS: If you’re from a country that isn’t celebrating Thanksgiving, fake it until you make it. I know you guys can buy pie anywhere.